Nigels Photographic Web Site

12/9/07—5/16/25
Lot's of photographs on here from around Europe and local (Colorado) models. Visit my home town of Ringwood! There are also a couple of fashion shows I worked. Plus much more.
Author

My Photographic Bio.

My name is Nigel Aves. I’m an Englishman, but I live in Longmont, Colorado, USA. By way of Norway, Belgium, Holland and France, technically. Photography is my passion, and the thing that will undoubtedly drive me insane someday (though many would argue it already has). I don’t photograph subjects. I photograph the way they make me feel. Admittedly, it’s a bit of a strange concept.

But it’s honest – and it’s probably the best way to describe my approach to the craft and art. I wrestle with every image I shoot, I try to imagine what was possible when I was closeted in a darkroom and working with many a fine toxic chemical (this could of course help explain the insanity aspect!). I assume perfection is possible and I want to wring it out of every picture. If that’s all you ever know about me, it’s enough to say you know me very, very well indeed. When it comes to commissioned work I believe in working with you from the beginning, to create images that standout and add a taste of art to every photograph. I believe in creating portraits that are prettier than the everyday life, but capture the essence of the person.

But I also believe that capturing an image in a 1/120th of a second is the slightest slice of life that will exist forever.Sometimes the realism of life never needs to be anything else.

There are three quotes that I have always believed every photographer should follow, one related to photography, one related to who you are and one related to the entire state of humanity.

"No man has the right to dictate what other men should perceive, create or produce, but all should be encouraged to reveal themselves, their perceptions and emotions, and to build confidence in the creative spirit." - Ansel Adams

"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over." - Hunter S Thompson.

"Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and then go and do that, because what the world needs are people who have come alive."- Harold Whitman.

Photography is a democratic medium, in this modern day and age of digital photography and cell phones with cameras everyone can take photographs. They may not be great photographs but the process of taking pictures has become exceedingly easy.

This is both good and bad.

It is good because it allows anyone with a creative mind to express her or his ideas without being bogged down with technique, like learning how to paint. This will present a great opportunity to those creative individuals. On the other hand, everyone snapping another picture, to clutter the closet, or more recently, the computer storage takes a little wind out of the photographic sail. This apparent ease of making pictures erroneously creates the impression that photographic art is easy.

Quite the contrary.

Nigels Photographic Web SiteLot's of photographs on here from around Europe and local (Colorado) models. Visit my home town of Ringwood! There are also a couple of fashion shows I worked. Plus much more.
Thoughts of ZEN

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like.................night.

On the other hand.............. you have different fingers.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99.9% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Spread bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

I plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand!

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Things you NEVER hear in community theatre!


BY THE STAGE MANAGER:

It looks as though there'll be time for a third dress rehearsal.

Take your time getting back from break.

We've been ready for hours.

No, I called that perfectly the first time, let's move on.

The headsets are working perfectly.

The cue lights are working perfectly.

The orchestra has no complaints.

The whole company is standing by whenever you need them..

That didn't take long.

No thanks, I don't drink.


BY THE PRODUCER:

Of course there's enough money to go around.

We have money left over.

No thanks, I don't drink.


BY THE DIRECTOR:

Wow, the designers were right, weren't they?

No, today is the tech rehearsal, we'll re-work that scene later.

I think the scene changes are too fast.

Of course I think that we'll be ready in time for opening.

The crew? Why they're just wonderful!

That’s fine, I’ve got my own torch.

Leave it where it is, we’ll re-block it.

This chair’s fine, thank you.

No we don't need to use glitter in this show as it takes the stage crew hours to sweep the stuff up. One small bubble machine should work.

Thank You.

We’ll use it as it is.

My round, are all the crew here?

No thanks, I don't drink.


BY THE DESIGNERS:

Of course all of my drawings were turned in on time.

Yes, it is absolutely my fault that the set looks awful.

You know, you might have a point there.

The director knows best, obviously I wasn't giving him what he wanted.

We may have too many gel colours in stock, I can't choose.

The shop will have the costumes ready on time.

No thanks, I don't drink.


BY THE TECHNICAL DIRECTOR:

This is the most complete and informative set of drawings I've ever seen.

We built it right the first time.

No problem, I'll deal with that right away.

I love designers.

No thanks, I don't drink.


BY THE ACTOR:

Don't.... Let's not talk about me.

I really think my big scene should be cut.

This costume is so comfortable.

I love my shoes.

No problem, I can do that myself.

I have a fantastic agent.

Let me stand down here with my back to the audience.

No, leave that spot where it is - I'll walk into it.

I'm sure someone told me there was a wall down here, I just forgot.

Without the crew the show would never run - let's thank them.

No thanks, I don't drink.


BY THE STAGE CREW:

There's room for that over here.

We'll get in early tomorrow to do it.

No, no, I'm sure that is our job.

Anything I can do to help?

All the tools are carefully locked away.

Can we do that scene change again, please?

It's a marvellous show.

I don't need this many on the crew.

I'm getting loads of sleep - everything's going really well.

No thanks, I don't drink.


BY THE ELECTRICS CREW

I must fix the light in the publicity office.

This equipment is far more complicated than we need.

Of course I can operate sound from here.

Be sure to keep that instrument away from the flying pieces.

All the lanterns on the bar a foot to the right? No problem.

I’ll do that right away.

All the equipment is working perfectly.

No, please - take the last doughnut.

That had nothing to do with the computer, it was my fault.

Yes, it would be easier to do it on paper, wouldn't it.

I have all the equipment I need, thanks.

No, honestly, it’s my round.

Thanks, but I don’t drink.


BY THE CHOREOGRAPHER

This floor’s fine.

Plenty warm enough, thank you.

Thank you.

The lights are spot on.

Leave it; we’ll fit in somehow.

One dressing room’s fine.

The costumes are perfect.

The boom positions are fine.

The wing space is ample, really.

Thanks, but I don’t drink.


BY THE ORCHESTRA

Oh the pit's fine; actually we don't need all that space you could have built a smaller pit.

No it's alright we can unload our equipment ourselves, we don't want to trouble the stage crew when they are busy.

Could you turn these music stand lights down? They're a bit too bright.

Of course we can play quieter.

The fold-back is fine.

Thanks, but we don’t drink.


BY THE FRONT OF HOUSE MANAGER

Yes, we knew all about the size of the mixing desk. We even allowed a few spare seats in the stalls in case you had some extra equipment.

Yes Please, and make it a double.

So you want to loose weight?


FINALLY, the truth about nutrition and fitness:


Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies.  What does a cow eat?  Hay and corn.  And what are these?  Vegetables.  So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.  Need grain? Eat chicken.  Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop.


Q: Is beer or wine bad for me?

A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables.  As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three categories animal, mineral, and vegetable.  We all know that beer and wine are not animal, and they are not on the periodic table of elements, so that only leaves one thing, right?  My advice: Have a burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables


Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.  Everything wears out eventually.  Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.  Want to live longer?  Take a nap.


Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one.  If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.


Q: At the gym, a guy asked me to "spot" for him while he did the bench press.  What did he mean?

A: "Spotting" for someone means you stand over him while he blows air up your shorts.  It's an accepted practice at health clubs; though if you find that it becomes the ONLY reason why you're going in, you probably ought to re-evaluate your exercise program.


Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry.  My philosophy is: No Pain - Good.


Q: If I stop smoking, will I live longer?

A: Nope.  Smoking is a sign of individual expression and peace of mind.  If you stop, you'll probably stress yourself to death in record time.


Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: You're not listening.  Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.  In fact, they're permeated in it.  How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?


Q: What's the secret to healthy eating?

A: Thicker gravy.


Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not!  When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger.  You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.



I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had.


All New Shoots

All New Shoots

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Catwalk and Crack-Ups Fashion Show. Via Rose Moscato : "During our Catwalks and Crack-Ups event on Mental Health Action Day, we teamed up with our friends...

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Via Rose Moscato: "During our Catwalks and Crack-Ups event on Mental Health Action Day, we teamed up with our friends at Make Mental Health Matter for an extravagant event. By combining comedy and fashion, we managed to raise both funds and awareness for mental health issues in our community and discuss how we can combat them together."

Thank you to: Kelli Melissa Reinhardt, Dee Davorka Lipovscak, Alexandrea Suhann and Nichole Bogner

Designers: SAKE ClothingAnthony Rose Productions, Primicia Creations and Via Moscato

Host and model: Jailyn Rose Bryant

Comedy Group: Second Chance Comedy

Photography: Nigel Aves

DJ: Alonzo Herrera

Venue: The Village Workspace

Hair and makeup: Empire Beauty Schools

Date of show: Thursday, May 15, 2025

#model #modeling #fashion #sizeinclusive #changemakers #mentalhealthmatters #fundraiser

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